Crackerless Barrel

An Example of the Unsound Woke Mind and Brand Suicide

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Overview of Cracker Barrel's History

In addition to the logo change, Cracker Barrel is remodeling its restaurants. This includes replacing older, antique-filled designs that the overwhelming majority of its clientele has come to love, with lighter paint and modern bland furniture. The 'goal' is to create a more inviting atmosphere that appeals to a broader audience while maintaining the essence of Southern hospitality. However, the changes to the logo and decor will do exactly the opposite and strip away the essence of Southern hospitality and charm, by bowing to the woke mind virus mob.

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Now Julie, let me take you to school.

I've been eating at Cracker Barrel for over 25 years.

The food is just as much of the draw as the atmosphere, with the decor of old equipment and pictures that always spark conversation with old and young family members and friends.

You can change seating.

You might paint the walls white to lighten up the rooms so we can see the decor.

However, Julie, if you, infected by the woke mind virus, listen to the voices in your head and that think that 'change' needs to be made to 'stay relevant', to be 'more inclusive' by bending to these of unsound mind, and you destroy the things that make Cracker Barrel ... Cracker Barrel ... like the logo, and also remove the decor, you'll lose Cracker Barrel's identity and what makes Cracker Barrel special and it will just be a regular cookie cutter identityless restaurant and lose the patronage of me and my family and friends that regularly dine there and countless other loyal customers. We'll only stop in on road trips to use the bathroom.

You were born in Nashville in 1973. Somewhere between there and now you fell out of a stupid tree and didn’t miss a branch. I'm flabergasted that you are President CEO of anything more than a lemonade stand. A better idea for breathing new life into a piece of living history, than doubling-down with woke ideology that caters to the few with unsound minds at the expense of the many, would be to double-down on what made Cracker Barrel ... Cracker Barrel ... Good quality comfort food offerings and portions, served in clean restaurants, with Southern charm and hospitality.

If it ain't broke ... (AND IT'S NOT) ... don't fix it.
It just needs a tune up, with the right parts.

Don't be stupid and actually strip Cracker Barrel of what makes it Cracker Barrel ... especially in Texas.

We don't deal well with stupid here.


Won't be eating there


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